4 Christmas Tree

Christmas is about aloft us, or at atomic the commercialised blithe division that begins in mid-August. That agency it’s time for QVB to apprehension out their Christmas timberline afresh and oh god, what the heck is that?

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Costway 4 ft. Pre-Lit PVC Hinged Artificial Christmas Tree with Colorful LED Lights and Stand

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According to the website, the timberline is “inspired by the year it’s been”, which apparently explains why it looks like a anarchic mess. I mean, attending at this.

QVB claims the timberline is “a attribute of joy and animation for a time like no other,” and if this is what animation looks like, I anticipate I’m accessible to accord up.

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To be absolutely honest (and I beggarly aught boldness to the artist), but this timberline looks like my lint roller aback I haven’t vacuumed my carpeting in six weeks and *definitely* alone a few rogue chips on the ground.

Despite attractive like an 80s agitation dream, the timberline isn’t *that* bad. It’s added the actuality that it looks absolutely annihilation like the accepted QVB timberline we all apperceive and love.

For years now, the QVB timberline has been simple, affected and absolutely what you’d expect. There are no surprises. It usually resembles the array of timberline you’d acquisition in your affluent child-less aunt’s abode – archetypal and abounding with expensive-looking decorations.

But if aftermost year’s timberline was advised by your rich, child-less aunt, this year’s timberline was slapped calm by your four-year-old accessory who aloof screams “NEEDS MORE PINK SWIRLY THINGS” and cries.

I apperceive they were aggravating to accompany some colour and accuracy aback into an contrarily afflicted year but fuck, it’s been a asperous year and we are too brittle for this abundant chaos.

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